I roam the country looking for big guns to put in my spotters book and when I heard about Sam Roberts' guns I had to get a first class ticket straight from LA where I had been tracking Mr T. On my arrival all I saw was a small narrow boy who's dad had to open his car door in the morning because it was too heavy.
I'm bitterly dissapointed and am off to find someone with bigger arms. Does anyone know where Rowan Atkinson lives?
