Upon my return from overseas i have noticed a distinct lack of beef in the bowling line up of the 1st team! The main culprit being Sam "no guns" Roberts. I once feared this mans huge guns but have recently realised we are all mega henched with sam the smallest out of the team.
I roam the country looking for big guns to put in my spotters book and when I heard about Sam Roberts' guns I had to get a first class ticket straight from LA where I had been tracking Mr T. On my arrival all I saw was a small narrow boy who's dad had to open his car door in the morning because it was too heavy.
I'm bitterly dissapointed and am off to find someone with bigger arms. Does anyone know where Rowan Atkinson lives?
