The local public have gone wild, after hearing the news that local hero and pin up, Lord William Myers is back this weekend and will be playing for the 1st Team. Apparently, 1st Team Skipper Neil Massey has quoted to the local newspapers, "This is like a miracle, a sign from God. The man upstairs has sent us the Lord of Cricket and we will prosper over, 'Not So Great Horwood".

I saw an image of Will Myers in a boiled egg I had for breakfast. I cut the top off with a spoon and there he was, is this a sign? I've sent it to St Paul's Cathederal for confirmation.