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Eh,Man?You-El?
 Apr 13, 07 - 10:45 AM |
Shamelessly encroaching on Shirkie's success!
Howdy, Shirkie! You've left hints on K-Site that suggest the EzraSmall.com website is going to be spruced-up in preparation for the "Big Game" online activity/puzzle produced by the Smallville production folks for this April 19 (2007). SOOOOO.... I want to ride your coattails a bit and post one of my best satirical pieces from the K-Site Forums so all the hundreds of new people perusing your site can see how clever I am  (and by comparison how unbelievably dedicated you have been, lo, these many years!) Enjoy! "Clark's Arc" AKA "Kal's Distraction" (with apologies to the Rolling Stones: Clark won't get no satisfaction, Clark can't get Chlo-e re-action. But he'll try, he will try, he will try and even almost cry. Clark won't get no, He won't get no. Clark will crash another car Brainiac come on the radio he will tell Clark more and more About a Chloe-Jim flirtation about another time dilation But Clark just won't know, oh no no no. Hey hey hey, He's a B-D-A! Oliver gets Lois attraction Maybe Flash will get some "traction". Super-guy, he will try, Al-Miles say he still can't (*ahem*) fly. Clark won't get no, He can't get no. With low ratings on TV Lana Lang has Clearasil to sell n' Lionel'll talk 'bout new car smell and product placements will show up in the oracles of "JOR-EL". But Clark won't get no - ad placement dough Hey hey hey, He's a B-D-A! Clark'll run around the world Wantin' to fix this and preventing that Raya will come back, and Clark will want SEX (to make ya tune-in later next week 'cuz C-double-U's on a losing streak.) But Clark won't get no - No krypto-"Ho". Hey hey hey, He's a B-D-A! Clark won't get no, He can't get no, Clark won't get no adulation, He won't get no consolation, Gets no answer to the question, Just gets acid indigestion, Gets no outlet for aggression Just gets clinical depression, Gets no fun and no distraction Gets no pardon for infraction Gets no Lana-Lex extraction Gets no uterine contraction And no plot sophistication Just gets "Big-Dumb-Alien"-ation Clark won't get no (satisfaction), Clark can't get no (satisfaction), No, no, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no, no No sat-is - fac - tion (I Just KNOW there are more "verses" to this song floating around in the twisted minds of K-Site posters ...) ----------------------------- Last edited by Eh,Man?You-El? on 10-06-2006 at 12:38 AM |
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