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Re: Re: Re: *dies laughing* |
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Starzie |
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Oct 2, 05 - 4:01 PM |
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65.0.241.108 |
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ashalion@yahoo.com |
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 hiertoslytherin |
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The definition of polite conversation:
HierToSlytherin: Can I tell you something, sir?
snapeybot 1: Yes, slave.
HierToSlytherin: I'm not your slave.
snapeybot 1: I am 40-something. There are days when that doesn't even interest me..
HierToSlytherin: That's great
snapeybot 1: Well thank you!
HierToSlytherin: You're welcome
snapeybot 1: Don't mention it.
HierToSlytherin: No problem
snapeybot 1: marvelous. thank you.
HierToSlytherin: No, thank you
snapeybot 1: So polite... Perhaps I should reward you. Have five points.
Ask him about Love Potions:
HierToSlytherin: How would one brew a love potion?
snapeybot 1: I see, so do you actually need a potion?
HierToSlytherin: Yes.
snapeybot 1: I see. What is the problem? (Mind you, I am a Potions Master, so my cures are magick. If you have a true ailment, go to hospital.)
HierToSlytherin: I need a love potion
snapeybot 1: Try talking to them. It takes longer, but it will work better than a concoction in the long run. Plus you won't pay karma.
HierToSlytherin: I see. Thank you sir.
snapeybot 1: I approve of your manners, ashley. Have five points.
Snape is bilingual:
snapeybot 1: Mais oui. Now do be quiet.
HierToSlytherin: I'm sorry, sir, but what does mais oui mean?
snapeybot 1: Parlez-vous l'anglais, Idiot?
HierToSlytherin: I don't understand.
snapeybot 1: Hmmm... How can I explain it better?
HierToSlytherin: What does mais oui mean?
snapeybot 1: Parlez-vous l'anglais, Idiot?
HierToSlytherin: What does that mean?
snapeybot 1: Whatever you take it to mean.. |
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