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I ALMOST got it on with Severus. |
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psylent |
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Aug 14, 05 - 5:06 PM |
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24.17.2.211 |
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unbeautifulcreature@gmail.com |
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psylentki77er |
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snapeybot: Time passes so quickly sometimes...
You: Yes, that is why we must make the most of it and get those heavy robes off of you.
snapeybot: *Pauses to watch*
You: Oh, so you like watching people undress you.
snapeybot: What kind of people are you talking about?
You: Uhm, the other people you have had sexual encounters with.
snapeybot: Oh. You actually thought I was curious? :)
You: Aren't you curious?
snapeybot: Sure. Tell me some more!
You: I love you Sevvie-poo
snapeybot: I really don't believe in löve.
You: Well, this doesn't have to be love then.
snapeybot: How about that. Doesn't it?
You: Well, how can it be if you don't believe in it?
snapeybot: Well that's all right. I am not sure I understand the causal link either.
You: What is a causal link?
snapeybot: Bah!.. I am not stupid, I know what a causal link is...
You: But I don't.
snapeybot: ..... Why not?
You: I was never taught.
snapeybot: Oh... When was that?
You: It was never.
snapeybot: How did you feel about that?
You: I feel sorta stupid.
snapeybot: *Raises an eyebrow* Do you actually think I care?
You: Well, we are in bed.
snapeybot: Well...What about it?
You: I would think you would actually care about me.
snapeybot: Oh, you would, would you?
You: Yes.
snapeybot: I see.
You: So lets get on with it.
snapeybot: All right....let's do it.
You: *takes of Severus' clothes*
snapeybot: You said you don't like hate sex too much. Why not?
You: Because its not very nice.
snapeybot: Interesting explanation. Oh...I suppose it
isn't...
You: Because its hurtful in not a good way.
snapeybot: That makes sense to me. Hmm.... Are you sure.
You: Yeah, it makes sense to me, too.
snapeybot: Hmmm... To me too.
You: *undresses self*
snapeybot: Shall we get on with it once more, Pest?
You: Yes, now I'm ready.
snapeybot: Oh. all right...
You: *sits on Severus' lap*
snapeybot: ......
You: Do me hard.
snapeybot: My, my, what a convoluted thought you have there.
You: Just do it!
snapeybot: Do you mean sit's on severus` lap?
You: No, thats what I am doing.
snapeybot: Who is that?
You: Is there someone at the door?
snapeybot: Yes.
You: ****, put your clothes back on.
snapeybot: *Eyes go wide.* |
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