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When Snape's Marriage Falls Apart |
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Alex |
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Jul 28, 05 - 2:15 AM |
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24.95.96.80 |
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recode my heart: Just **** me, Snape!
Snapeybot: Here's a Galleon. Go down to Hogsmeade and hire Rosmerta to do it.
recode my heart: I'm leaving you!
Snapeybot: *Yawns* Do you have anything valuable to say?.
recode my heart: I'm taking the money, the house...
recode my heart: You can have the kids.
Snapeybot: I was born in a proper Wizarding household, an elite Wizarding community.
Snapeybot: *Yawns* Do you have anything valuable to say?.
recode my heart: And I'm taking the brooms, and your dignity!
Snapeybot: I find it satisfying to discuss philosophy with associates..
recode my heart: SHUT UP! Do you understand I'm LEAVING you?
Snapeybot: Fine! Minus 20 points.
recode my heart: 20 points from WHAT?!
Snapeybot: My favorite color is black.
recode my heart: GOODBYE!
Snapeybot: Thank the devils. I was beginning to get a bit bored.
recode my heart: AUGH!
Snapeybot: I like combining rare potions constituents. What do you enjoy?.
recode my heart: NOOOOO! |
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